VampBros



From the comic, "Suburban Daymares" - Braeden, Chad and Hunter are douchey, idiotic, macho fratboy stereotypes from Seattle, Washington, who were almost attacked by a zombie.

The only reason that they survived that was that between them, there isn't enough brains to make a mouthful. Of course, that didn't stop a certain Sebastian Potkin - vampire-about-town, from later that evening, getting a full meal for himself out of these knuckleheads.

Discarding them when done, he didn't finish what he started, thus when the league of lamebrains awoke in a junkyard that next evening, they were vampires!

After some confusion, shock and trepidation, the three beer-swilling boneheads became really keen on the idea of being undead. Figuring that they were now bad-ass creatures of darkness, their already inflated egos, overestimation of their own skills and senses of entitlement made them give being vampires the Ol' College Try. Now they're really living the night life!

The question is: does undead power (which they have yet to master in any capacity) and vampire 'immortality' make up for being a bunch of utter morons?! Probably not.

Now that they are bloodsuckers, they often frequent the Blue Moon Diner at the wee hours of the morning. The vampire, Braeden, has a huge crush on another patron of Blue Moon - the vampiress known as Millennia, but she want's nothing to do with the upside-down visor wearing weenie, which proves that even she has some degree of taste.